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jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL

Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear

Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked

(via bogleech)

woosh-floosh:

passionpeachy:

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven’t been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

Artist interpretation

(via toonelemental)

psychick:

skulllesbian:

moth update ! theyre threatening me

WELL, stop being so BIG and LOOKING AT THEM.

(via bogleech)

robotonic:

(via were--ralph)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

nothing would prepare you for this

(via thatkazguy)

maamlet:

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

(via namboto)

yellowpie:

zerojanitor:

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

(via rangepup)

dduane:

coldgoldlazarus:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It’s me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here’s the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

Somewhere or other, C. S. Lewis points out (and I’m paraphrasing here) that every era of writing has its own tropes and its own blind spots; its own failings and its own successes. This is why it’s important to read in lots of different eras: so you can see what does and doesn’t work, in the long run, and be able to make your own informed choices about how to write.

(via lightlybow)

cyborgraptor:

everythingfox:

Running in the snow

(via mechabekahscakery)